About Andy Lawson

You're checking me out?

No shit. I am essentially sitting down typing this out. Pretty much an achievement for a lazy guy. Before you start questioning…

WELCOME TO MY PAGE!

You are reading from the hands of Andy Lawson (I’m a Singaporean Chinese, Lawson is a fake last name–deal with it).

I realise  I have a lot of thoughts going through my mind very often, and since I always hope to have a place to type what I think, I figured this is a good way. If you have entered here by chance, I’ve advice for you.

1) GET THE HELL OUT BEFORE YOU KILL YOUR PC/MAC/GADGET 

I am blunt; I kill with it. I type what I feel, and I say what I’m thinking. So if you are easily offended (I’m not saying you ARE, but chances are high if you are from Singapore), get out. I’m not here going through minutes (or hours) of unproductive time seeking opinions. I have been wearing masks for many years, and I’m not going to wear them here. I’ll be MYSELF (my·self  [m-slf] pron.- That one identical with me. )

Thank you for considering your input regarding how I can become a better me. Thank you, but I have no need for your kaypoh.

And I won’t mind you throwing your smartphone if you are mad. Aim towards me please.

2) ENJOY YOURSELF 

If ever, just IF, my posts brought you laughs or curve your lips upwards, it is evident that you are possibly smiling, and we are probably of the same frequency. Enjoy yourself reading while you are here. You might not know when you will be pissed off or pissed on (literally, piss yourself). If you find that you are doing either one, refer to number 1 of the list above.

3) THERE IS A CHANNEL FOR CORRESPONDENCE 

The form is below for you to get in touch with me. Constructive feedback (yah, as if I’m going to read the feedbacks) and discussions only. Do note that it is to my discretion to reply. I may be too busy, you know, fucking people around.

Up till this point, and if you are still reading, congrats! You have made past the initial test, and your tolerance level is higher than expected. You may proceed at your own pleasure. If you feel that your blood is vibrating–sort of like, you know, boiling–I suggest you see a doctor. Human’s blood don’t boil. 

Pissed? 

Refer to number 1 above. 

Questions? Fill the form below and check out here for my answers.

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