5 Reasons Being a Male Porn Star Is Less Fun Than It Looks

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At some point in our life, we men have this dream job that we hoped to get employed for one day. I mean, at the age of 16, what could be a better job than the one that would pay you to bonk women under thick make-up and loud moaning?

We wouldn’t know that make-up would do wonder in women, nor would we understand that sex could be painful. Wait, what?!

Behind the glamorous job that pays men to squirt their seeds on the face of the woman, are the flip sides that most of us young males are not too bothered to know. How is it possible to tell yourself that having sex with the sex-goddess, especially for money, isn’t fun?

But sure it is NOT fun. Cracked.com sat down with Lance Hart, a male veteran porn star, and they visited the lows of this job that every male teenager hopes to work one day. Read them below:

5 Reasons Being a Male Porn Star Is Less Fun Than It Looks

 

41c1d-originalAndy Lawson is the average man on the street that you’ll not even trouble yourself looking at him if he passes by you. He’s sensitive to bullshit, and he hates mediocrity in most people.

He is the author of his self-published book: Facts and Fiction of Fengshui: Facts that Masters are NOT Telling You.

He doesn’t have Facebook or Twitter, because he hates to be associated with people who tend to be passive-aggressive online, but he does have a very limited set of vocabularies, terrible grammar, a twisted mind that makes himself God in his own twisted world and an ability to communicate with people who wish to be his friend.

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