“For one with quotes entail purposes; the one without means you are lazy”
The Internet Andy Lawson, 2013
“What’s the thing about using big words that people are so proud of? Since we are at it, let me be part of the trend.
– 20th June 2014
“If a girl bang 10 guys a year, she’s a slut.
If a guy does that, he’s a gay.”
– 13th June 2014
“My friend just gave me a guitar that snapped when he was playing it.
No strings attached.”
– 12th June 2014
“My nutritionist advised me that if I wanted to have a successful weight loss, I have to watch what I eat. I now eat in front of a mirror for every meal.”
-13th Jan 2014
“You know you’re screwed when….when….
Never mind. You know you’re screwed when you’re screwed.”
-7th Jan 2014
“A combat force is only as lethal as the readiness of its logistic arm.”
-6th Jan 2014
“Why do we fall?
So that we can learn to pick ourselves up.”-Batman Begins
-2nd Jan 2014
“I hate attending weddings; they’re always emotional to me. Look at the cakes. They are always in tiers.”
-27th December 2013
“The streets post-festives are blessings to me”
-26th December 2013
Sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me
-18th December 2013
“Keep your man’s stomach full, and balls empty.”
-17th December 2013
“Most people are not going to be interested in your problems, especially your problems in life. So suck it up and find the solution yourself.”
-16th December 2013
” “The less you associate with some people, the more your life will improve. Any time you tolerate mediocrity in others, it increases your mediocrity. An important attribute in successful people is their impatience with negative thinking and negative acting people. As you grow, your associates will change. Some of your friends will not want you to go on. They will want you to stay where they are. Friends that don’t help you climb will want you to crawl. Your friends will stretch your vision or choke your dream. Those that don’t increase you will eventually decrease you.” -Colin Powell”
-15th December 2013
“It’s not who I am underneath… but what I do, that defines me”-Batman Begins
-13th December 2013
“Many people asked if I ever feel tired, or even fearful, having to start from scratch to build this so-called “my own”. Even if it means having to fail and try again (and again) in the process.
I’m not fearful of failing. I’m fearful of not trying.”
-12th December 2013
“Good things fall apart so better things can fall together.”
-11th December 2013
“Get into a happy marriage, and you’ll die a happy man.
Get into an unhappy marriage, and you’ll die a philosopher”
– 10th December 2013
“If you think there is no such thing as luck, try telling that to Richard Branson, or to the person who struck the $3.2million in Singapore’s Toto yesterday.”
-7th December 2013
“I hate my toothpaste.
Every morning, it’ll shit on my toothbrush and make me put the shit into my mouth and spread it all over my teeth. “
-6th Dec 2013
“It’s better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.”
-5th December 2013
“As long as we are willing to work farking hard, there is nothing we can’t achieve.”
-4th December 2013
“People asked me why have I changed. Fact is, I didn’t. I just stop living the life of others.”
-3rd December 2013
“Most people think I’m unhappy; I’m not. I just appreciate silence, in a world that never stops talking.”
-2nd December 2013
“lf you see something that can be done a lot better, why not do it yourself?”
-29th November 2013
“One great part of every human existence is passed in a state which cannot be rendered sensible by the use of wideawake language, cutanddry grammar and goahead plot.”
– 27th November 2013
“what is clear and concise can’t deal with reality, for to be real is to be surrounded by mystery.”
-James Joyce –
-27th November 2013
“When someone treats you like dirt, they’re saying a lot about no one–not even you–but themselves.”
-26th November 2013
“If life after death is true, the whole of our lives will eventually flash before us like a movie one day.
Make it a movie worth watching.”
-25th November 2013
“My wife thinks that I am irresistible.
And it is all that matters.”
-24th November 2013
“Put a group of guy friends in a chatroom and you’ll lose the topic.”
-23rd November 2013
“Nothing in life is certain but death and taxes.”
-22nd November 2013
“As much as you don’t like to believe, the Universe that we are in is here to suck you, or blow you. And trust me, you won’t enjoy the earlier very much.”
– 20th November 2013
“For those that write, have a mind of their own. For those who don’t, need a bigger RAM.”
– 19th November 2013
“By the time you start to realise that you agree with someone who’s your senior, you’d have a junior who’ll start disagreeing with you.”
– 15th November 2013
“You are seeing this in November because I was fucking lazy for the whole of October.”
– 13th November 2013
“When faced with the person who you think you are interested in, fucking look at him/her in the eyes and quit being a scarebaby.”
– 26th Sept 2013
“In the face of adversity, you have two options.
Screw yourself and start feeling lousy.
Screw adversity and challenge it because you are capable of handling worse scenarios. “
– 24th Sept 2013
“People with the right sense and responsibility towards their duty, and fulfilled them to the best of their ability—deserves the utmost respect. Wimps who do not understand the purpose of the call, and opted to ignore in order to pursue comfort over integrity—ought to be fuck in their asses.”
– 23rd Sept 2013
“Having fries without salt is like swimming with your clothes on. It’s the same, but just so wrong.”
– 23rd Sept 2013