Signs That The Woman Is Into You

Signs That The Woman Is Into You

NOTE TO MY BLOGGING (FEMALE) FRIENDS: PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF YOU THINK OTHERWISE FROM THE POINTS I’VE LISTED. I’LL BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO DISCUSS AND KNOW MORE. 🙂

It’s Saturday evening. You put on your best, shaved/trimmed, sprayed on your Alpha Male Pheromone Perfume that you’re hoping that will help you score tonight, in whichever pub/bar you think has the most ladies to choose from. But you’re at the same time, afraid.

What are the cues I have to catch? Will I know if I’m going forward, or actually going back? Will the perfume help me? Have I applied the right amount I need? Do I need to apply more? Should I use OverHeat?

Relax, gentlemen. We know that hints from women can be very subtle. But, there must be a way to know more, right?

#1 POSTURE

When a woman comes close to you, she wants attention from you. Think it this way: you won’t be standing close to someone, especially someone from the opposite sex, if you are uncomfortable.

If she’s near you, and rubbing her arms on yours, you know you’re having a hit.

#2 SHE STARES STRAIGHT INTO YOUR EYES

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Nobody – repeat – nobody stares into one’s eyes for nothing. Forget about the rules of polite, sincere communications – it gets uncomfortable when we stare into each other’s eyes for too long. We look away when eye contacts stay too long, and that’s human nature. If she’d looked at you once before you look away, and doesn’t look back, she’s not interested.

But if, after breaking eye contact, and she’s staring into your eyes for longer than it takes to feel comfortable the next time your eyes meet, she’s looking into your soul. And chances are high she’s interested in looking into your soul. Just pray she’s not going to take away your soul, though.

#3 SHE LOOK AWAY (but is still close to you)

That's the distance I'm going to show my interest. And yes, my expression Source: images.tvfanatic.com

That’s the distance I’m going to show my interest. And yes, my expression
Source: images.tvfanatic.com

A customer of ours had an incident similar to this: she walked up to him, stopped right in front of him but had her body facing the other direction. She was so near that her arms were touching his. Geez. That’s sign of flirtation already!

The reason behind her being nervous? Well, our customer had Alpha Male on him. The perfume of dominance. It’s only natural for women to feel jumpy; that’s because you’re sexy.

#4 SHE ACTS FUNNY

Source: quickmeme.com

Source: quickmeme.com

Most women – we’re sorry, ladies, but it’s true – aren’t good at attracting attention. And when they do try to catch your eye, they can be real cute. Brain vomits or funny gestures, in the sight of no one but you, you know she wants you to look at her.

#5 SHE GETS FRUSTRATED

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It’s not a proprietary right of men to feel the frustration when things don’t go their way. Women do, too.

If you notice #4 happening, and it took you longer than what she had expected to realise what she was doing, she’ll show her frustration to you by being cold to you suddenly.

A straight drop in her attention? Well, she’s into you if there are no other Alpha Male users around you.

#6 HER REASONS TO BE AROUND YOU DON’T MAKE SENSE

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When a woman gets near you, and there are more reasons for her to be away, say, her friends ask for her to join another table, and she chooses to stay with you for reasons such as your table is nicer, she’s into you.

But we’re not saying it’s that way if she talks to your friend more. She’s into your friend in that case.

#7 SHE TELLS YOU STRAIGHT IN YOUR FACE

But that comes with a “I’m just kidding you” if you react with a surprised look. Be cool, boy, be cool. She wants to be respected also. Get her cue, and reciprocate in a relax manner. After all, you’re an Alpha, right?

2014-06-04 21.45.24Andy Lawson is the average man on the street that you’ll not even trouble yourself looking at him if he passes by you. He’s sensitive to bullshit, and he hates mediocrity in most people. He is the author of his self-published book: Facts and Fiction of Fengshui: Facts that Masters are NOT Telling You. He doesn’t have Facebook or Twitter, because he hates to be associated with people who tend to be passive-aggressive online, but he does have a very limited set of vocabularies, terrible grammar, a twisted mind that makes himself God in his own twisted world and an ability to communicate with people who wish to be his friend.

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4 responses to “Signs That The Woman Is Into You

      • A surefire way to know I, an incredibly socially awkward girl, is into you is when I talk about all the other guys I’m dating. You know, just to throw you off.

        I might finally be to the point I’m texting you, and you’ll send something flirty for the first time. And I’ll send a cat gif back as my response.

        In fact, the first face to face flirtation goes something like this:

        “You are soooooo funny and adorable!”-Man making attempt

        “I’m lactose intolerant, and that slice of pizza is killing me.” -yours truly

        Most girls would have said thank you, but at the first sign of flirting, I swear, I lose every cool factor I’ve ever gathered.

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