Quotes of the day

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#1

A bus station is where a bus stops.

A train station is where train stops.

On my desk, I have a work station.

 

 

#2

If it’s true that we are here to help others, then, what exactly are the others here for?

 

#3

Light travels faster than sound; you know it when people appear bright until you hear them speak.

 

 

#4

“Abbreviated” is a long word, ’nuff said.

 

 

#5

Money is not everything; there’s Mastercard & Visa.

 

 

#6

One should love animals and children; they are so tasty.

 

 

#7

Save water – shower with your girl friend.

 

 

#8

Love thy neighbor, but don’t get caught.

 

 

#9

Behind every successful man, there is a woman.

And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

 

 

#10

The wise never marry, but when they do, they become otherwise.

 

 

#11

Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

 

 

#12

Love is photogenic; it needs darkness to develop

 

 

#13

Children in backseats cause accidents

Accidents in backseats cause children

 

#14

Never give up your dreams

Go back to sleep

 

 

#15

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning

 

#16

“Hard work never killed anybody”

But why take the risk?

 

#17

Work fascinates me

I can look at it for hours

 

#18

God made relatives;

Thank God we can choose our friends.

 

#19

A dress is like a barbed fence

It protects the premises without restricting the view

 

#20

 

The more you learn, the more you know,

The more you know, the more you forget

The more you forget, the less you know

So… why start?

 

 

 

41c1d-originalAndy Lawson is the average man on the street that you’ll not even trouble yourself looking at him if he passes by you. He’s sensitive to bullshit, and he hates mediocrity in most people.

He is the author of his self-published book: Facts and Fiction of Fengshui: Facts that Masters are NOT Telling You.

He doesn’t have Facebook or Twitter, because he hates to be associated with people who tend to be passive-aggressive online, but he does have a very limited set of vocabularies, terrible grammar, a twisted mind that makes himself God in his own twisted world and an ability to communicate with people who wish to be his friend.

 

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