There are so many debates going between women; there will always be one who hates her female neighbours, or the one who hates her female friend(s) who is the Miss Popular among them. I know, because it’s the same here in the guys’ world.
But what makes a woman out of a girl? What makes women irresistible to men, and girls the target of douchebag boys?
Here I am, ladies and gentlemen, presenting to you the difference between girls and women.
And….no. You are not automatically a woman just because you clocked 50 on your age scale. Y’all know no maturity until you’ve done what’s needed to be done, old girls.
(Truth is, this isn’t a list compiled by me. I found it in my email. Scumbag Lazy Lawson.)
Girls want to control the man in their life.
Grown women know that if he’s truly hers, he doesn’t need controlling.
Girls check you for not calling them.
Grown women are too busy to realize you hadn’t.
Girls are afraid to be alone.
Grown women revel in it – using it as a time for personal growth.
Girls ignore the good guys.
Grown women ignore the bad guys.
Making things happen
Girls make you come home.
Grown women make you want to come home.
Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make
Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where
Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man.
Grown women know that they are pretty and/or good enough for any man
Girls try to monopolize all their man’s time ( i.e., depriving him of his time with his friends).
Grown women realize that a lil’ bit of space makes the ‘together time’ even more special-and goes to kick it with her own friends.
Girls think a guy crying is weak.
Grown women offer their shoulder and a tissue.
Girls want to be spoiled and ‘tell’ their man so.
Grown women ‘show’ him and make him comfortable enough to reciprocate without fear of losing his ‘manhood’.
Acknowledging An Issue
Girls get hurt by one man and make all men pay for it.
Grown women know that was just one man
Girls fall in love and chase aimlessly after the object of their affection, ignoring all ‘signs’. (actually, boys do, too.)
Grown women know that sometimes the one you love, don’t always love you back, and move on without bitterness
And the last…are you ready?
Girls will get pissed by reading this article.
Grown women will nod in agreement.
*P.S: If you have a list between men and boys, share it with me! I’ll be eager to share in my blog.
Andy Lawson is the average man on the street that you’ll not even trouble yourself looking at him if he passes by you. He’s sensitive to bullshit, and he hates mediocrity in most people.
He is the author of his self-published book: Facts and Fiction of Fengshui: Facts that Masters are NOT Telling You.
He doesn’t have Facebook or Twitter, because he hates to be associated with people who tend to be passive-aggressive online, but he does have a very limited set of vocabularies, terrible grammar, a twisted mind that makes himself God in his own twisted world and an ability to communicate with people who wish to be his friend.