Mad Monday: A Story for Guys, and Ladies with Sense of Humour

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Disclaimer: This is a story I found in the inbox of my email, and it is dated near 10 years ago. I am not the original creator of this joke. Don’t come to me because you are a feminist and unhappy, because I won’t care. If you are ready for a Monday joke, then read on.

A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. Doing what golfers usually do, she went into the woods to look for it and to her surprise found a frog in a trap. Like all fairy tales, the frog then started to speak. The frog said to her, “If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.” (You thought there’d be a prince, didn’t you?)

The woman thought having 3 wishes wouldn’t be bad, and so, she freed the frog. The frog said, “Thank you, but I failed to mention the condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten times more.” The woman, not wanting to let go of the second best gift, said, “That’s okay.”

For the first wish, she told the frog she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, “You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to”. The woman replied, “That’s okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman, and he will have eyes only for me. Plus, I’ll be the woman married to the most handsome man in the world.”

So, KAZAM! A bright light flashed across the sky, and she was turned in the most beautiful woman in the world.

For her second wish, she told the frog she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, “That will make your husband the richest man in the world; ten times richer than you.” The woman said, “That’s fine, because what’s his is mine and what’s mine is mine.”

So, KAZAM! A bright light flashed across the sky, and she became the richest woman in the world.

The frog then inquired about her third wish, to which she answered, “I’d like to suffer from a mild heart attack.”

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don’t mess with them.

Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.

Male readers: Please scroll down.

The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife.

Moral of the (second part of the) story: Women think they’re really smart. Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this, it only goes to show that women don’t really listen. 
41c1d-originalAndy Lawson is the average man on the street that you’ll not even trouble yourself looking at him if he passes by you. He’s sensitive to bullshit, and he hates mediocrity in most people.

He is the author of his self-published book: Facts and Fiction of Fengshui: Facts that Masters are NOT Telling You.

He doesn’t have Facebook or Twitter, because he hates to be associated with people who tend to be passive-aggressive online, but he does have a very limited set of vocabularies, terrible grammar, a twisted mind that makes himself God in his own twisted world and an ability to communicate with people who wish to be his friend.

 

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