Men: Be happy for being men



A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted – badly – her to see what he was going through everyday, so he prayed:

“Dear Lord, I go to work every day and put in 8 hours to put food on the table, while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through everyday. Please allow my request to have her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen.”

God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man’s wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He got out of bed, cooked breakfast for his mate, woke the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills, and balanced the checkbook

It was already 1 P.M. when he had them done. He hurried to make the beds, did the laundry, vacuumed, cleaned, swept, and mopped the kitchen floor. Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home over their schoolwork.

Once home, he poured milk and cookies, and got the kids organized to do their homework. Then it was time to set up the ironing board, and he watched TV while he did the ironing.

At 4:30pm he began to peel the potatoes. It was time to prepare dinner. He washed the vegetables for salad, breaded the chops, and snapped the fresh beans. After dinner, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9 P.M. he was feeling exhausted. And though his daily chores weren’t finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.

The next morning, he woke up with a realisation, and immediately knelt by the bed and said,

“Lord, I didn’t know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife for being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back.”

The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied:

My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. You’ll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night.

41c1d-originalAndy Lawson is the average man on the street that you’ll not even trouble yourself looking at him if he passes by you. He’s sensitive to bullshit, and he hates mediocrity in most people.

He is the author of his self-published book: Facts and Fiction of Fengshui: Facts that Masters are NOT Telling You.

He doesn’t have Facebook or Twitter, because he hates to be associated with people who tend to be passive-aggressive online, but he does have a very limited set of vocabularies, terrible grammar, a twisted mind that makes himself God in his own twisted world and an ability to communicate with people who wish to be his friend.


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