8 Things I Hate About Most People

#1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time…. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

#2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because walking to the T.V. and change the channel manually is just too tedious for anyone.

#3. When people say “Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too”. Damn right! What good is cake if you can’t eat it?

#4. When people say “it’s always the last place you look”. Of course it is. Do you keep looking around when you’ve found what you were looking for? Well I don’t.

#5. When people say while watching a film “did you see that?”. No way, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

#6. People who ask “Can I ask you a question?”…. Didn’t really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

#7. When people say “life is short”. What? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever has! What can you possibly have that’s longer? 

#8. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks “Has the bus come yet?”. Yes, it came and left. I’m still here because I’m waiting for the chance to tell you that. 

 

Andy Lawson is the average man on the street that you’ll not even trouble yourself looking at him if he passes by you. He’s sensitive to bullshit, and he hates mediocrity in most people.

He is the author of his self-published book: Facts and Fiction of Fengshui: Facts that Masters are NOT Telling You.

He doesn’t have Facebook or Twitter, because he hates to be associated with people who tend to be passive-aggressive online, but he does have a very limited set of vocabularies, terrible grammar, a twisted mind that makes himself God in his own twisted world and an ability to communicate with people who wish to be his friend.