I Wonder

I wonder what was this person trying to find, when he/she searched for “hand job short story”?Perhaps I can help him/her a little. Here’s the shortest hand job story that I could think of:

“I pulled; I jerked; I came”

Jotting down for: Just Jot it July

 

Andy Lawson is the average man on the street that you’ll not even trouble yourself looking at him if he passes by you. He’s sensitive to bullshit, and he hates mediocrity in most people. He is the author of his self-published book: Facts and Fiction of Fengshui: Facts that Masters are NOT Telling You. He doesn’t have Facebook or Twitter, because he hates to be associated with people who tend to be passive-aggressive online, but he does have a very limited set of vocabularies, terrible grammar, a twisted mind that makes himself God in his own twisted world and an ability to communicate with people who wish to be his friend.