First HandJob

A couple of months ago, I came across a video of 20 strangers kissing each other for the first time. Of all participants who were invited, there were (I can’t remember, for God’s sake) few from the gay/lesbian groups.

To be honest, I watched the video only once, because I just couldn’t watch something with that much envy filling my brain again. Kissing (tongue) with beautiful women that they met for the first time? Oh please. It’s not some chance that any random dude gets at least once in their lifetime. So, no. Don’t ever bring it up to me again. I’m warning you.

But if you are interested in this video that was uploaded months ago that was pretty well-received, and for some reasons you have not watched it yet, here it is. Just don’t ask me anything about this video that I resent to the core.

To make things worse for me, Primms Girls Parody did a parody to that First Kiss video, and made a video of 20 strangers jerking off each other for the first time, titled First Handjob. That’s as good as adding salt to my injury!

Of course, if you are expecting to see exposed genitals and vomiting penises from this video, you are going to be very disappointed. But on an adults’ level,  it’s a video that’s funny to watch, and perhaps you can get some laugh or smile from it.

Just be mindful of the level of your speakers’ volume.

 

41c1d-originalAndy Lawson is the average man on the street that you’ll not even trouble yourself looking at him if he passes by you. He’s sensitive to bullshit, and he hates mediocrity in most people. He is the author of his self-published book: Facts and Fiction of Fengshui: Facts that Masters are NOT Telling You. He doesn’t have Facebook or Twitter, because he hates to be associated with people who tend to be passive-aggressive online, but he does have a very limited set of vocabularies, terrible grammar, a twisted mind that makes himself God in his own twisted world and an ability to communicate with people who wish to be his friend.

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