After a hard day’s work, I reached home to my wife hiding behind the door. Giving me a surprise, she pulled me by the collar the moment I stepped into the room, towards her and hugged me by the waist.
As our lips neared each other, she looked at me in the eyes and said to me, in the most seductive voice ever, “I’ll do your bidding tonight. Tell me something dirty that you want me to do.”
My eyes lit up. I looked at her with disbelief, and of course, I was happy to see how she tried to bring sparks to our lives. Excitedly, I wrapped my arms around her and said….
“Take out the trash.”
Andy Lawson is the average man on the street that you’ll not even trouble yourself looking at him if he passes by you. He’s sensitive to bullshit, and he hates mediocrity in most people. He is the author of his self-published book: Facts and Fiction of Fengshui: Facts that Masters are NOT Telling You. He doesn’t have Facebook or Twitter, because he hates to be associated with people who tend to be passive-aggressive online, but he does have a very limited set of vocabularies, terrible grammar, a twisted mind that makes himself God in his own twisted world and an ability to communicate with people who wish to be his friend.