Here’s a little Holiday greeting I’ve been wanting to send to the coming year 2014. I just didn’t know how to phrase it until now.
My name is Andy and I’m not afraid of you. I know you’re nice, so I’ve decided that we just partnered, pal. I’m gonna come get the fun.
There’s no politics here; it’s just good old-fashioned take- on.
There’s no Istana; just you and me. And on the off-chance you’re a nice year.
Here’s my home address: 10880, Ang Mo Kio Cove, 90265.
I’ll leave the door unlocked.
Andy Lawson is the average man on the street that you’ll not even trouble yourself looking at him if he passes by you. He’s sensitive to bullshit, and he hates mediocrity in most people. He is the author of his self-published book: Facts and Fiction of Fengshui: Facts that Masters are NOT Telling You. He doesn’t have Facebook or Twitter, because he hates to be associated with people who tend to be passive-aggressive online, but he does have a very limited set of vocabularies, terrible grammar, a twisted mind that makes himself God in his own twisted world and an ability to communicate with people who wish to be his friend.